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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:26

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?